English Chinese Jamaican

Big ass, beautiful asian eyes, white skin and an east london accent. The fruit salad of all fruit salads. Really loud and absolutely crazy. A hot bitch who is a total freak in and out of bed. Mainly out though. Kinda weird but very lovable. Bubbly and fun and never boring. Faithful and sweet pretty much perfect. Hard to tie down but once you love her you never stop. Once you have been englsih chinese Jamaican you never go back. EVER. YOu can't. even if you try.

Charlotte Crossfield is a english chinese jamaican girl

by Brokenheartedsparkyp April 18, 2010

English Shampoo

A polite euphanism for ejaculatory fluid. First used by transplanted Englishman Corey.

"Yeah, then I gave her a load of English Shampoo... Told her to make sure and lather it up real nice."

by Wynne Sermons August 27, 2007

english muffin

A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.

grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma

british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?

grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!

by PANduhPAANTS January 24, 2009

English Shotgun

As in smoking herbal substance; to inhale from a pipe or rolled cigarette followed shortly by an exhalation into someone else's anus.

"Did you hear what they did at the cabin? After everyone went to bed they got in the tent and did english shotguns."

by Rhinoterch September 16, 2011

English ass fucker

(a) an English person who likes to fuck people in the ass

(b) an Englishman who likes to fuck his friends in the ass

I saw a guy on the bus today wearing a pink shirt and yapping about how is latte was too hot and thought "What an English ass fucker!"

by veritas777 November 8, 2012

evil english teacher

the english teacher that constantly gives you homework, and one that you really think is a lesbian O.o She is also the reason you are on urban dictionary in the first place. And right now she is giving me a death stare

Person 1: What subject do you have next?
Person 2: English * -.- *
Person 1: Oh Crap, and you have that evil english teacher too
Person 2: I swear she is a lesbian
Person 1: I know, Oh well, time to look up and/or write definitions on urban dictionary.

by DramaQueen12345 October 26, 2010

english gentleman

When someone on the receiving end of an arabian deathmask decides to quickly hog-tie the doer and grab the doer's tongue with his or her anus. Then you usually release a bit of flatulence in his or her mounth. This also has to be done with someone from Europe.

Oh man I gave that bitch such a good english gentleman, her breath smelled like ass for a month!

by Will Enzenauer December 26, 2008