Eli Assist

An assist where the pass had little to no affect on if a point was scored, yet still receives an assist.

Teammate scored & still got an assist even though you last touched the ball 10 seconds ago? Call it an Eli Assist.

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Eli Assist

When someone is credited an assist even though it has been a significant amount of time has passed when they were last a part of the play.

“Dude, it was 10 seconds since you last touched the ball. How’d you get an assist still?”

“I think that’s one of those ‘Eli assists.’”

by Razosaku May 20, 2022

Elis

Good-looking, high iq, handsome and the best. The best person you could find!

"Elis is the best! I wish my boyfriend was an Elis!"

by Kexet June 2, 2022

Eli the shithead

Eli the shithead is a 7th grader at JFK Middle school who loves rubber bands. He also is very very stinky. He goes to the bathroom to go shit twice every single period.

ELI! THIS IS YOUR 5TH TIME TODAY, GO TO YOUR SET

Eli, stop taking my rubber bands!

Eli the shithead, get away from my rubber bands!!

Eli, stop shitting on the desk!

by doodlevr June 6, 2022

Eli

Eli is a great guy who never forgets his girl just like me.He's always caring about me and will never dump me.He loves me so much and he loves me with all his heart.

Hey there's Eli's girlfriend.She's so lucky to have a guy like him.

by Tomorrow's gal friend December 15, 2021

Eli

Some wannabe lightskin with curls. Usually attracts weird people. Plays waterpolo and is extremely ugly.

Eli should totally date Cat Parker.

by EliGod69 December 24, 2021

eli

the sexiest mf who pulls 5 bitches a day but can’t hold a solid conversation without saying “lol”.
they die for a few days then appear back in gcs saying they’re alive. it has a great sense of humor that consists of balls and dick.

“wow is that eli?? they’re so fine”

“omfg that’s gay bro”

by katsukisgf April 2, 2022