Cake eater

A member of a fire department in Northern Virginia in a rich city or town who goes to no fire....ever....but talks about it like they are actually God's gift to the fire service. They are big on training because that's the only action they will ever see. These people are typically characterized by: clean gear but somehow manage to have a helmet shield that looks like it's been in an oven--probably because it has been, at least 4 flashlights hanging off of them, a helmet that has 3 door chalks and 27 stickers on it, and a Facebook page that shows just how good of a firefighter they are(n't). Also see "wacker," or "fire wacker."

Jefferson: "Bro, remember that car fire we went to back last summer? I really put that shit out good. It was all, like, I'm on fire. And I was all like, I'm doing it, bro, im putting this shit out. I'm fucking awesome."

Bill: "You fucking cake eater."

by DCFF July 18, 2015

Poop eater

Its when you eat poop (yummy)

Me: im a poop eater 👌

by VegetablesHulkSmasher March 19, 2021

paste-eater

someone who eats paste

see him over there he eats paste

by lucki May 27, 2005

Picky Eater

A person who doesn't eat a variety of pussy.

Chris is a picky eater, he only likes Chinese.

by The hardest button to button February 14, 2010

apple eater

Someone who comes from the state of Tasmania, Australia, an aple growing state.

John was born and bred in Hobart, he's a real apple eater.

by kishigae November 2, 2008

cake eater

One who wants to have their cake and eat it too. This person does not necessarily have to be rich to fall into this category. It is reserved for whiney people that can't make up their minds or understand why "life has to be so hard".

Cake eater: "Why am I so unhappy? I just don't know what I want, why does life have to be so hard?"

Realistic person: "Grow the fuck up and take some responsibility for your life you fucking cake eater!"

by Mike Anarch April 14, 2006

piss eater

1) A homeless piece of shit so disgusting and whacked out that it tries to bite at the piss instead of drinking it. 2)Those fuckers with the sign on the corner, begging for change and eating piss. 3) any person without a home who scrounges for piss. 4)The dilapidated fucks that push shopping carts and sleep in filth 5) LIBERALS

Dude, San Francisco is littered with Piss Eaters.
Oh Man I just got fired, I hope I don't turn into a piss eater.
(after stepping off the plane in Oakland) "Look at all these PISS EATERS

by Alex & Anno May 24, 2007