evan critch

loves eating pizza with a fork in a thermos, baseball fanatic, muscle man

evan critch is all muscle

by dawn jr, May 6, 2019

Evanisem

A man who wishes to be a plant

"I wish I was a plant since I have Evanisem"

by A Friend of a Evan November 21, 2019

evacipate

To undo the past.

Used as a Scrabble bluff by Aaron in the film Primer, where both he and Abe attempt to travel back the furthest.

Abe was unable to fully evacipate after Aaron used the former's failsafe box.

by SentinelNorth July 8, 2020

Evalass

A popular independent rap icon who does music

Have you heard that new song by Evalass he can spit!

Evalass meaning stands for "Every Venture Ahead Leads A Successful Story"

by evalass #1 Fan December 22, 2020

evapochildincendiario

the act of yeeting a child into the sun

The child liked fortnite, so I committed evapochildincendiario.

by theterrablade42 March 8, 2021

Emergency anal evacuation

An intense need to vacate your bowls. IE shit.
Is usually accompanied with stomach aches.

Usually but not exclusively involves explosive diarrhea.

Dan: Dude where were you earlier?

Steve: i had some bad sushi and had to execute and emergency anal evacuation.

by Sargent Steel December 16, 2019

National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day

March 13th is National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day. Give him top!

Me and my homies are going to use our "National Give Sloppy Toppy To Evan Day" on guillotines and oreos. Too bad we can’t afford the milk

by evxnkndy March 13, 2021