Dolphins

A statement requested of a social media post asking whether or not it is misinformation.

A: Didn't you hear, John Politics, president of Countria, was just impeached!

B (to the wider audience of the question): Dolphins?

by HughjestAss October 19, 2025

Dolphin

My favorite animal 🐬. An animal that is amazing and a beautiful creature everyone should love

Wow look at that dolphin it can do flips I wish I was a dolphin but I’m really stupid

by Robyn.simpson477 August 18, 2018

Dolphin

When you shoot someone or something in the head and it leaves a hole like one in a dolphin's head. Mostly used by gangs .

I just turned that nigger into a dolphin

by Ms 13 June 12, 2018

dolphinication

Dolphins being educated in rape

Adam West just got educated on dolphinication

by dolphinication May 6, 2014

American Standard Dolphin Kid Dream

An approximately turkey sized child sized child to be served to one or two dolphin(s), 2-5 times a day.

Specifically in the Atlanta Metro area.

I can see two prime American Standard Dolphin Kid Dreams headed our way now.

by Roycupine November 23, 2023

Dolphin

A rapey aquatic animal

Dolphins are rapists

by Musical Chairs March 23, 2021

Squeaky Dolphin

During intercourse you try to shove your dick unexpectedly into her ass. She will turn around and squeak at you like a dolphin.

I was banging this random and gave her the squeaky dolphin.

by CamelToeMafia August 29, 2019