Disasterrific

A disastrous event with a positive outcome/result.

After the petrol tanker exploded, it was simply disasterrific that nobody was injured.

by Steve J Hanning March 4, 2007

Disasterbate

When a hurricane or earthquake hits, death is near, but the opposite sex is far away.

Katrina is cumming. Perfect time to disasterbate.

by TChewy August 13, 2010

disappoint

the opposite of to appoint

Lisa was appointed as Company Director. Because of very poor performance, however, she was disappointed only a few weeks later.

by MightyEndcat October 15, 2010

disasterbation

The uncontrollable and critical urge to stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure, often after an extended period of celibacy (e.g. long road trips spent in shared quarters with family members)

Alan: Hey, man, wanna go grab a few drinks at the pub tonight?

Brian: Sorry, I just got back from taking care of my grandmother for three weeks, and she has no Internet at her place... It's time for some SERIOUS disasterbation!

Alan: No problem, dude. See ya next week!

by SansFapFlap May 9, 2011

disallow

Perhaps not

G1:aite pho, you wanna farsh mine for neighbours later?
G2:nah man, disallow that

by Anonymous September 3, 2003

Disabled rockstar parking

The best rockstar parking spot.

I got disabled rockstar parking spot when I came from lunch early.

by dnkz October 25, 2007

disapear

A way that idiots spell disappear

"Oh noes, my fillet have disapear!" said George

by JeffingHeck December 31, 2011