dank spank

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.

This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.

by Buggieboy April 10, 2008

Dankest of the dank

This is a phrase used for the D@NK3$T of memes, Dankest of the dank is what people use when they see a extremely dank ass meme, very dank meme, like MLG Memes or Pepe? I don't fucking know.. What's a good meme...

Oh I know!

D33PFRIED MEMES

Person 1: Aye yo man look at this meme
Person 2: Aye that meme is Dankest of the dank
Person 1: Lmao yea

by Psy_The_Psychic February 11, 2020

Danking Off

When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself

I realized i was danking off when felt like i pissed myself, then i had to clean my bong...

by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012

dank robbed

When ones marijuana is stolen

Man I think we were just dank robbed my buds gone! I'm

by smokiegurrrl802 July 27, 2016

Dank Bagel

Term used in Leonardtown, Maryland by teenagers to describe something that is pretty cool or awesome.

I can't believe the principal didn't know what that meant! That's such a dank bagel.

by Pastor Boy September 13, 2016

Dank bird

A very good lookin woman who likes being popular and has biiiiiiig ass

Ooh! Look at that dank bird over there! Ass

by The east gamers August 20, 2020

dank trump

The slickest, yet oh so sweet and passionate man alive. He'll be your best friend when your uncle raped you but be that Victor when it comes to picking up fine females for you. If you befriend a dank trump it'll make your virgin butthole moister than a oyster ;)))

He's a sexy beast. He can dank my trump;) dank trump

by F,isgjbg July 21, 2017