Skip to main content

dank spank

When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.
This white caucasian is here to tell you that there ain't no spank like a dank spank.
by Buggieboy April 10, 2008
mugGet the dank spankmug.

Dank in the Tank

To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.

“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.

It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.

The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.
How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank

“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank

“My tank has never been so dank”
by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020
mugGet the Dank in the Tankmug.

dank trump

The slickest, yet oh so sweet and passionate man alive. He'll be your best friend when your uncle raped you but be that Victor when it comes to picking up fine females for you. If you befriend a dank trump it'll make your virgin butthole moister than a oyster ;)))
He's a sexy beast. He can dank my trump;) dank trump
by F,isgjbg July 21, 2017
mugGet the dank trumpmug.

Cave Dank

The recognizable, unique smell in a night club that blasts you in the face when you enter. It's a cocktail aroma of perfume, cologne, breath, alcohol, smoke, soapy sweat, body odor, and pheromones -- all mixed together and cooled by the A/C that blows it throughout the enclosed space and out the front door.
The powerful stench of cave dank emanates from every night club on 5th and E St.
by The Gideon Lion July 30, 2021
mugGet the Cave Dankmug.

Dank Central

dank central is a discord server with werid ass people that do dank memer giveaways and heist's. also a good ass place to talk in with weird ass people
hey have you joined dank central? its a really funny but werid server
by rls3 November 2, 2020
mugGet the Dank Centralmug.

dank nugs

I got totally wasted off those dank nugs! Lets go to Taco Bell!
by drugz4tacos November 1, 2019
mugGet the dank nugsmug.

Dank Shwiz

Last night, I was smokin' up that dank shwiz with my bros.
by dinorio November 29, 2010
mugGet the Dank Shwizmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email