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Management By Green Dot

When someone manages a work-from-home employee by checking that their status in a chat application like Slack, Microsoft Teams, etc., hasn't shifted from a green dot signifying "Present/Available" to an orange, yellow, or red dot signifying "Away", rather than by measuring things like quality and quantity of work output, whether deliverables are met in a timely fashion, customer satisfaction, etc.

With the explosion in employees working from home during the COVID-19 pandemic of 2020+, many managers who had been accustomed to prowling cube farms and looking over their employees' shoulders to make sure they were working, resorted to this technique.
"My manager totally does management by green dot. I got yelled at for being 'Away' on Slack yesterday morning because I had to spend half an hour on the phone with my kid's school. I'm going to have to get one of those mouse jigglers."
by ImTiredandINeedaNap October 9, 2021
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dot

Dot: Candy/pencil - pen - ink (anything you can write with / will make a mark) mark.
Dot (2): disney animation character, known for being a dog.
Dot (3): alex's dumb chicken that wants to cuddle while simultaneously pecking his skin off a little by a little.
Dot (4): alex's dumb chicken, that used to be oreo, but then while being called oreo she started to peck alex in the legs
"DOT, DOT STOP PECKING ME."
by EyePhone May 12, 2018
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three dot's

I would have never known the three dot's mean refresh.
by Heyheyrealest May 29, 2024
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deet/do/dot/do/deet/do

getting an STD from a one night stand with someone 50+
"Dude! Last night i got a deet/do/dot/do/deet/do with my mom!!"
by sthprkrcksss January 9, 2009
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polkie dot

spherical shapes surrounding in a pattern of some kind. the geometric figure really does have a popping appearance to the naked eye, continueing to stare at the magnificent pattern.
yah, you seem dem polkie dotz on those socks ovah there!.

aww yeah! i likea da polkie dotz!
by evyfen November 5, 2010
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dot

You were just a dot back then.
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Ass dots

the little cinnamon looking dots that are on the toilet when someone gets up.

normally from someone who doesn’t scrub their azz well.
“ did you see those ‘ass dots’ on the toilet after tels used the bathroom?”

eww no i didn’t know she left ‘ass dots’ on the toilet.
by TheBuddLeeeee April 9, 2024
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