When an individual has a spank of the monkey because he has become so horny after smoking dank and there are no bitches around to satisfy him.
by Buggieboy April 10, 2008
Get the dank spankmug. 1)Yo bro why would you do that, that was so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.
2) HAH! mate, I can't believe you shat ur pants - that's so TED DANKS.
by THENAMEOFBOTS June 5, 2019
Get the Ted danksmug. The best of the happenings.
"Hey Barack, why don't you bring in $65K worth of Hot Dogs?? It'll go great with this walnut sauce! Dank timeline, here we cum..."
by Peter Plopper January 18, 2017
Get the dank timelinemug. To insinuate that oneself (or another) has sustained aptitude and success in their vocation or ambition. This commonly is used to describe a mood, quality of character or state of being.
“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.
It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.
The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.
“Dank in the Tank” is a figure of speech comparing ones success and maintained success to human fertility. The tank refers to the epididymus and it’s dank quality refers to having an excess of seminal fluid. However, it may also refer to a healthy reservoir, or a surplus of human potential.
It is not so much the peak of human development, but it is a state of continuous harmony and growth.
The opposite phrase would be “Dry in the Tank”, or simply “Dry”. Meaning barren and unsustainable.
“How you doing, bro?”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”
“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”
“My tank has never been so dank”
“It’s pretty dank in the tank”
“Have you seen Noah recently? He’s seems like he’s been pretty dank in the tank”
“My tank has never been so dank”
by The Word Excavator January 15, 2020
Get the Dank in the Tankmug. by smokiegurrrl802 July 27, 2016
Get the dank robbedmug. When you get so blazed while jerking off you forget that you are jerking off. Then after a while you find that you've spooged all over yourself
by Jah dank dog January 10, 2012
Get the Danking Offmug. by The east gamers August 20, 2020
Get the Dank birdmug.