Alien sent by cyber life

Someone who has too many children consisting of anime and videogame characters

Hey she has 50558 kids and their all anime
She’s such an alien sent by cyber life

by Mad boi 69 February 2, 2021

Schrodinger's cable theorem

The theorem that a cable will not fit into a device until observed.

Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.

by Xeto November 9, 2021

Cyber Libertarian

They are a breed of nihilists who circle like flies around malodorous causes, eager to pick the winning side, fearful to commit to anything beyond intangible principles. When their cause of the moment is proven wrong they are craven, but unapologetic. When they are right they are triumphant and gloating, parading across the Internet and demanding accolades.

The typical Cyber Libertarian supported the Iraq war until the moment the polls turned sour and deflects difficult issues of social libertarianism by crying "state's rights!" They lack all human empathy, are perfectly happy to return to segregation as long as it doesn't raise their taxes, and have almost invariably never gone without for a single day of their lives. They probably suffer from self-diagnosed Asperger's Syndrome, but don't we all.

The Cyber Libertarians will one day rule the Internet, and they may just get Ron Paul up to four percent in the polls!

by psoldier May 7, 2009

cable

usually a word used by rich people or by jealouse poor people

i have unlimited cable and i am better than all those poor people over there with their dial up

by D'Arcy (i am soo not Irish) May 28, 2003

Cyberchondriac

Someone who uses popular social networking site Facebook to openly discuss their health issues / fights with their partner / dramas at work / how fat they are / take a swipe at someone else / whinge about life / announce they're grieving a loss / generally be emo.

Their whingy shit usually takes up a whole bunch of screen space and is generally a repetitive bore to read.

Girl 1: Wow, Amy has become such a cyberchondriac lately, all her status updates are about her wanting attention!
Amy is feelin sick today.. runny nose, headache, flu, dont wanna get outta bed, hatin life since my friend died - gonna miss U bro... still gotta go to work though wow Im such a trooper!

Girl 2: I know! Im so sick of Jess whinging about how fat she is...
Jess is so ova bein so fat!!!

by urbanfan1 September 24, 2009

cyberbong

The all knowing all seeing bong of the internet.

I talked to the cyberbong about the meaning of life, and yes its on the internet.

by Doc Cock the bong April 29, 2003

cyber-jack

when someone objects to your membership of facebook, myspace, twitter, etc. but then hops on your account when you are not expecting it.

My husband hates it when I am on facebook, but I caught him cyber-jacking my account to look up old high school friends.

by Dignme1 March 9, 2009