Crotch nigger

An irritating person like a rash that smells like ass grease

Chandelar is a crotch nigger

Crotch nigger by Leecifer#1 April 13, 2021

crotch crickets 

"The Family"

He had a rather large "family" on board.

crotch crickets by RGB May 7, 2003

Crotch Muppet 

A crotch muppet is a strange animal that can occur when you don't wash your crotch enough...The animal will look a lot like the muppets and will have a strange voice- they are very hard to get rid of...

Harry: He dude, ur Crotch Muppet s go away yet?
Bob: Nope, they just keep multiplying!
Harry: Hmmm; maybe you should try calling the exterminators. They could get on your girlfriend and try to get in her pants!
Bob: Wow yeah i should. Dayumm that would suck..

Crotch Muppet by -EMILY!- January 1, 2009

crotch rocket

slang for motorcycle

dude check him out, riding on his new crotch rocket!!

crotch rocket by dragonsblood17 June 13, 2009

crotch goblin 

One who feeds on the groin while growling and snoring.

I was attacked at a party by a crotch goblin.

crotch goblin by DeVirginator February 9, 2003

Crotch Bomb 

Child, offspring, rugrat, demon seed, etc.

"Man, she's drunk - where's her kid at?"

"She left her little crotch bomb at her mothers house so she could go out, get drunk and pull a train on those guys who were in town for the NASCAR race."

"Noice."

Crotch Bomb by Bob Bobaroonie March 26, 2010

Crotch Butter 

Crotch butter is indeed butter of the crotch. Meaning when you rub butter on your crotch, it becomes crotch butter. If you take off your underwear and smell popcorn butter, you call it...Crotch Butter.

Who left their crotch butter on the counter!?

Crotch Butter by Crotchy McCrotchenheimer February 13, 2009