A sexual maneuver in which three males each take a shit, and give them to a single female as a gift. She then tastes all three of the specimens. The person's shit she likes best she has sex with, next best she gives a blow job too, and the unlucky loser has to finish the rest of the shit.
by Arnold Palmer Half and Half March 30, 2009
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D-Y, who you know cook a better pie?"
-Cassidy
"They call me W-E-E crooked letter Y, I'm so high/
I skeet skeet up in any nigga dime like she's mine"
-Lil Wayne
D-Y, who you know cook a better pie?"
-Cassidy
"They call me W-E-E crooked letter Y, I'm so high/
I skeet skeet up in any nigga dime like she's mine"
-Lil Wayne
by Johnny Johnothan October 20, 2006
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by 2cents September 10, 2009
Get the crooked as a pig dick mug.Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.
Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?
Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers
Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers
by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010
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