Covid-19

Is a complete fucking hoax. Covid-19 is just a government ploy; sure, the virus exists, but the amount of deaths is exaggerated.

Covid-19 is a complete joke.

by TheWarHorse100 July 8, 2020

Covid

Code name for: 1.Wearing a mask and gloves.

I was in the bank today and 4 woman held the place up.

"Damn"
"Did you notice any of their faces!
No they were all "COVID"

by Buck'Tooth'Booty April 14, 2020

COVID-69

The act of 69-ing, but the male wears a condom and the female wears a female condom

Person 1: how was your two week self-quarantine?
Person 2: fucking crazy! Becky and i COVID-69ed, i can still taste the latex
Person 1: you're one lucky dude

by Pussyannihilatorcovid-69 March 16, 2020

COVID-19 Karen

Does not believe in wearing masks
Thinks that COVID-19 is a lie made up by the government (even though there is proof of thousands of deaths)
Verbally abuse doctors and nurses
B*tch
Shames people who hoard TP and sanitary products

"I walked by a COVID-19 Karen and she ripped the face mask off of my face"

by Pauciloquent Pterodactyl June 16, 2020

CoⓋid-19⁺

When someone who has been vaccinated could still be infected and tested positive for the coronavirus for a few common reasons, such as there is a lag between vaccination and protection; the vaccine doesn’t work retroactively; and the vaccine may be ineffective against new variants of the virus.

What percentage of inoculated people worldwide end up being CoⓋid-19⁺ patients?

by Covido February 3, 2021

Covid

A term used to describe a person or thing that is uncomfortably close in vicinity to oneself ie. when someone is standing too close for comfort, breaking proximity etiquette.

Dude, you’re covid, please move at least six feet back.

The bus was so full today that we were all covid.

by D'Rimbaud May 6, 2020

covid-19

Covid-19 is a disease that came from a small town in china the town is called Wuhan. Worldwide is 5 mil. There is a chance you could die that is why people are self-isolateing themself

Person:1 I heard Covid-19 cases hit 5 mil! So be careful
Person:2 Really I am self-isolateing my kids and my husband thank you so much for that!
Person:1 no problem call me any time ok?
Person:2 ok bye!
Person:1 bye!

by meh y meh May 22, 2020