A way of hardening conkers so that they can reach maximum tensile strength. This is done by inserting the conker into a womans vagina allowing the said conker to pickle for a month, before hunting for the toughed conker and removing it ready for a good old conker match!
Steve: 'Dude, we should totally have a conker match tomorrow'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'
John: 'Yeh sure, i shall go conker hunting this evening as i have left the hugest conker in julie's pussy to pickle for the last 4 weeks'
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A twisting, contorted, spasmodic behavior in response to music, inspired by Joe Cocker, and popularized by John Belushi. Rare in females.
by Tom McNamee June 23, 2006
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Guy: Dude, what's up, you wanna go eat lunch?
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.
Other: Nah man, I'm just gonna chill, I have a terrible hangover.
Guy: Man, fuck you dog, you're acting like that skinny ass bitch named coker.
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