clusterfuck

(n.) A crowded, confusing, awkward, uncomfortable and possibly painful situation, usually involving a large group of people with whom one does not want to spend a lot of time.

I'm not looking forward to visiting my in-laws over the holidays. The wife's entire screwed up family will be there: the second and third wives and husbands and their kids, and even the exes with their new families. It's gonna be a real clusterfuck.

by V.I. Levin May 5, 2009

chocolate covered custerd fucker

a cop who likes to fuck his doughnuts and spill his coffee on his dick then helps his partner slam his dick in the car door then they go fuck each other until the boss catches them.

look at the chocolate covered custerd fucker over there. i see the chocolate covered custered fucker over there.

by Lil Steve-O April 13, 2005

CLUSTERFIST

an individual who is "tighter than Kelsey's nuts" when it comes to parting with a dollar; a parsimonious peckerhead.

My Uncle Louie was such a clusterfist that he requested in his last will and testament that he buried in a pine box with his millions in a canister beside
his carcass.

by weave September 22, 2003

clusterfuck

A hard drive with a lot of bad sectors.

That hard drive was a real clusterfuck!

by Maverick1010101 August 27, 2009

clusterfuck

The entire democratic party.

Well, it's nice to see the DNC (Democratic National Committee) has a new group of clusterfucks to make fun of.

by suasponte75 August 27, 2006

clutterfuck

what a house with two kids and animals becomes after a week of no time to clean.

It is a real clutterfuck in here! (not to be said in front of children)

by nicoleode October 3, 2006

Clusterfucked

Cereal porn.

According to "Travis":

"Mmmm, fuck me flakes! Yeah, nice toasty & golden!"

"I want Clusterfucked! I'm gonna go rent it!"

by "Caitlyn." March 11, 2009