cheeky sausage

affectionate term for penis.

The lady in the library called the police when I waved my cheeky sausage at her.

by The Durham Panther July 7, 2011

Fat Cheesy Fuck

1. A morbidly obese person, whose fat is so prominent cheese forms on the creased overlappings of excess skin. 2. A fat person whose main goal in life is being annoying. 3. An asshole 4. Something to say out of complete randomness. 5. A mixture of insults to add to your insult to make it more insulting.

Guy1: Dude you fuck pigs!

Guy2: Fuck you! You fucking fat cheesy fuck!

Guy1: Dude, calm down! Im sorry!

by CootieBooty February 3, 2009

Cheesy Pizzle

A fat whore who has sex for money but suprises you last minute when her vagina is dirty and unclean

Though i enjoy rummaging street corners for sluts, i have quit my search due to my fear of cheesy pizzles.

by Joe Schmo July 6, 2004

Cheeky Nandos

You are on the train with your mates on your way to the nearest city to go shopping. Then Joe, one of your mates, suggests that you should go to McDonalds. But then Nick, a proper ledge, like everything he says is pure banter, suggests "Why don't we all go for a cheeky nandos". And everyone is like "Woah this guy is an absolute ledge". Yeah everything he says is an absolute smasher. Then you all you out for cheeky nandos.

Joe
- Maybe we should go to McDonalds.

Nick
- Why don't we all go for a cheeky nandos.

Group
"Woah, this guy is an absolute ledge."

by HAHAHAHAHHAHidiot April 9, 2016

Cheeky

The half pat, half stroke on the bum from someone you would like to be more than your friend.

Hey Deb, I got a little 'cheeky' yesterday from Paul. I guess it's as close as I'm gonna get to a fuck right now. FML.

by LuBaby October 9, 2009

Cheugy

Have you been in a coma since 2011 and were in love with Nickelodeon and wished that one day you would have enough money to furnish your own place with your mountains of Target signs and useless crap, do you also dress like a middle school English teacher, you’re cheugy.

Have you seen Miranda, the girl with the oversized necklace and denim dress, she’s so cheugy.

by Kediter June 11, 2021

Cheeky Nandos

A MESSAGE TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE PART 1: in the following paragraphs I will try to explain this British term to the best of my ability and knowledge. There is a whole cultural background that you need to know about before you can finally understand the term 'cheeky Nandos' completely. Let's start by talking about Nandos. As you might already be aware Nandos is a portuguese themed restaurant that sells chicken. The chicken comes in different spicy flavours with 'lemon and herbs' being the least spicy of all. Relatively speaking Nandos is a nice affordable restaurant in the UK which is very popular among young people. It is the next best thing after all your normal big known brands such as McDonalds (Also known as Macccers, which sort of rhymes with suckers) and KFC and all the fast food chains. In comparison, Nandos is much more fancy, as it a 'proper' restaurant. It is therefore common for young people to take their dates to Nandos, if they are really fancy the girl and thinks it's worth it. Generally speaking, Nandos is very famous amongst working class families for weekend dining and amongst working class youngsters for special events. Nandos has been running in the UK for quite some years already, so it is very well known. So now you understand more or less how deeply Nandos has influenced British culture.

Let's have a cheeky Nandos coz we're having too much fun!

by TheBanternator May 14, 2015