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Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.
I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!
by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019
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Carrot

An offensive slur for owners of Quotev accounts with messy, cringey profiles.
OMG, a Carrot just followed me.”
by luviqs April 29, 2023
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Carrot smoothie

A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.
Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.
by pas6969 October 3, 2017
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Carrot position

A type of panic positions. In which one person falls to the ground on his knees and arches his/her back and points arms horizontally as if in a suckish diving position. The top of the head should be in between arms and forehead touching the ground.
Warning: This position may lead to people kicking the person in the Carrot position. If this occurs, please contact a doctor, in case of internal bleeding.
Guy: Hey imma gunn a beat chu up!
Person: Oh snap! *Goes into Carrot position*
Guy: ... What?
by StrawberryRedd September 11, 2012
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nigga carrot

Even though nobody is going to admit it, we've all been there. Maybe you're alone, in class, or on national television; maybe you thought there'd be enough time to run to the crapper; or maybe you deemed that fart “safe.” Unfortunately for you, your underpants (if you're wearing them), and those around you (if there are people around), you just shat yourself.
You may not need this guide right now, but you will later. So take note. Maybe even bookmark it. But listen and learn, people.

Step 1: Diagnose the Potential Shit
by Renew is gay February 4, 2020
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Eating the carrot

A way to say you a frustrated/fed up with something
Omg, have you seen how long this line is??
Yes!! I’m going to be eating the carrot soon!
by ScaryLadyLove January 30, 2023
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Carrot style

Carrot style is when 2 or Moreno red-heads have sex, while also using, but not needing to, a carrot as a dildo. This type of sex is common with gingers, but using ginger will only sting.
E.g. “ Bro, did you watch that PornHub link to a my sister and me’s carrot style?? It’a some top shit!”
by Johnny b Goode 24 November 17, 2017
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