history of carrot

history of king william making carrots orange because in 1500 they were FUCKING purple or something.

I fucking hate purple carrots!

Me too, lets make them orange!

Fuck yeaaaaaa! History of carrot

by laclaclac February 04, 2025

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history of carrot

King william hates purple karrots and made them orange.

Fuck yeeaaaa! history of carrot.

by laclaclac February 04, 2025

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Mashed Carrot

When your fucking a girl in the ass, you take a shit in her ass crack and then you have anal sex and thrust your dick vigorously to mash the shit and then you scoop the mushed shit from her ass onto a plate and serve it to your loved one.

I met a girl and performed a mashed carrot on her!

by BigBunnyrabbits July 16, 2019

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Carrot Asparagus

the best person in the world

ur moms kid is a carrot asparagus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by urmomsgirlfriend August 30, 2021

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Blackwater Carrot Slap

A Camp custom, Coal Mine Worker whilst having his ass licked by another man pins his erect penis to his belly button tenses lets go attempting to slap top of the lickers head

Im gettung back to camp and blackwater carrot slap my boss's head

by hobo traveller February 25, 2025

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