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calamity

a badass gundamin gundam seed who 0wnxor the other n00b gun-damns with its big gats. It rides on a little birdy gundam shooting sensless piecess of cannonfodder
cannon fodder: ohhhh noooo its teh calamity gundamn!!!! *argh gets shot by teh calamity!
by Calamity October 5, 2003
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Callum

Somebody who is overconfident about getting into a music conservatory or some arts institution. Thinks very highly of himself, and if he plays an instrument, it is usually either a saxophone or a flute. Most importantly, this person lacks talent, and is headed for failure.
He thinks he can get into Juilliard? But he's not even remotely good! What a Callum.
by Mike Rotchburns October 25, 2006
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calumn

a weird boy he can freak you out at times he called a boy sally the other day if you ever come across this boy do not be alarmed just dont make conversation with him and he may not speak to you arrrrr hes rite next to me
woah look at the size of him oh no its calumn jackson shiiiiiiiit runnnnnnnnnnnnn
by xxxxxxxxxkirstyxxxxxxxxxxxx December 14, 2008
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Calm

God-Tier dudes say this whenever the number 69 is said.
69? Calm
by Binniner? January 24, 2020
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Callum

An overweight fat young man with an oversised head who topples at the slightest movement, he normaly smells of sweat where he sleeps round his boyfriends house nearly every day and complains he cant lose weight because he eats so many pasties, he enjoys the occasional cheese cake. Despite all this we still love him.
You have a hole in your trousers, YOUR SUCH A CALLUM.

Callums fist is going in your ass in a minuet.

Wheeeey pastie monster.
by BlargenSploosh January 7, 2010
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Callum’s Corner

A middle aged man who still lives with his mum, he made his claim to mediocre fame by criticising BGMedia and getting the piss taken out of him by more successful YouTubers like WillNe and memeulous, and pretty much everyone else.

One of his most common traits is to be a try hard who thinks he has friends, or as he referred to a situation where he thought he was friends with WillNe and memeulous over a Skype call: “The lone wolf has found a pack”

He thinks he can wrestle and recently implied that he could fight a wolf and come out victorious.
Mate have you heard of that YouTube channel called Callum’s corner? It’s actually pretty shit content but his levels of cringe just makes it funny
by Irellivance May 29, 2018
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✨Feeling Calum✨

Definition: When you wanna throw you phone across the room, but can't because you're flat out broke. So, you go cry from the fucking frustration. And that's we like to call ✨feeling calum✨

More details: "Money" by Aussie band, 5 Seconds Of Summer, is indeed the theam song to ✨feeling calum✨
✨Feeling Calum✨ defined:
Person one: I feel very fusturated *ugh* I wanna destroy something.

Person two: So...? Throw your phone.
Person one: Well, I can't. I don't have money to replace my phone.
Person two: Oh, no! Don't cry, I don't want you to feel calum :((
by Fakebetch_Revenge November 4, 2020
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