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Cock Carousel Widow

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A post wall woman who's whorish lifestyle has died and left her, leaving her as an old, ugly, and bitter woman who will live the rest of her life alone and unmarried with her dildo and cats. They are often delusional about themselves and reality and complain about where all the good men have gone.
This girl I knew in high school was a bit of a slut and banged a different dude every week. But now she's old, ugly, and alone so now everyone calls her the "cock carousel widow".
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cock joke 

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A random joke originated from a Newgrounds parody flash by the one and only Stamper. COCK JOKE
"I'm facing a terrible predicament Captain."
"What's that, Steve?"
"COCK JOKE"
cock joke by Serm Perm September 28, 2006
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cock slap

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verb: to strike a person in the face with the penis
She got smart with me and i cock slapped the bitch!
cock slap by goodaaron March 19, 2003
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cock thistle 

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An insult thrown at a guy who's worse than a dick or a prick. He's bigger than any dickhead alive!
"Rob is such a cock thistle"
cock thistle by BibleHumper March 31, 2015
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cock pushup 

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It's when you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground and let your boner lift you up off the ground.
In anticipation of becoming more popular with the ladies -- and as a means of becoming more popular with the ladies -- I've been doing cock pushups.
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Cock Nazi 

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1) Any person who dislikes the look of an uncircumcised penis to the extent that they feel it necessary to force the removal of the foreskin.

2) One who refuses to have sexual intercourse with a man if he is not circumcised.
Hey Joe you going out with Karen tonight?

No way Bob, haven't you heard Karen's a Cock Nazi!
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