Egg counter

Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.

Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"

Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"

next day

Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"

Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010

Ann Coultering

According to CollegeHumor The Don't Laugh Newsroom Challenge 2, Ann Coultering is the act of taking a shit while standing up. Because of an unbelievably tight butthole, Ann Coultering result in "spewing shit all over and when you are done, everyone hates you". While Some doctors believe Ann Coultering is medically impossible, others say "No I bet I could do it"

Ann Coultering is now part of the Ann Coulter Challenge, to the detriment of public bathrooms everywhere in the US.

Guy A- Some kid has been Ann Coultering in the Starbucks shitters

by CanucksJoker70 August 3, 2018

counter-mohsenation

the natural decrease of mohsenie (pl) living in one and one third square miles. also see mohsenation.

the milatary have had a great effect on the rate of counter-mohsenation in this area.

by tom-o! May 6, 2003

counter attack

a meal purchased at the counter of the public bar of a drinking establishment - a counter meal.

"christ, i'm hungover as nobody's business - time for a counter attack!"

by noof April 7, 2004

countermind

the bestest band ever.
the most kickass band in calvert county.
band members....
garry- singer
shannon- bass and singer/screamer
nate- guitar and singer
nick- lead guitar
matt- drums and singer/rapper/screamer

countermind is like the best band ever.

like OMG its countermind

countermind rocks

by countermindrocks July 16, 2008

Countercractic

A practical joke one diesel fuel attendant will play on another at a truck stop. This can be anything from hiding their personal items or flicking cigarette ashes at them.

Sloth: Looner, you're a bitch.
Looner: I could kick your ass.
Sloth: You better get ready for the countercractics.

by Samsquanch December 9, 2008

counter-strike

1-a very violent internet based game in wich you kill as many people as possible with all sorst of weapons.

2-an online game by valve based on the source engine, wich is also used by half-life 2

1-Jack Thompson thinks counter-strike is bad

2- i killed alot of people in counter-strike with all sorts of weapons

by Llamaparty March 27, 2009