Decorating The Closet

When some one hasn't quite come out of the closet yet. They are gay or bisexual and they just haven't stepped up and admitted it yet. They are taking their sweet time until they are good and ready.

Guy 1: She is the coolest girl I have ever met, I think she is into me.

Guy 2: She plays softball, Doesn't eat bananas, hates dresses, plays football, and talks about girls with you...she's totes decorating the closet.

Girl 1: OMG HE IS SOOO SWEET! He loves Twilight as much as I do!

Girl 2: Bullshit. He is decorating the closet.

by veryfunnylolpants October 21, 2011

hotsy in the closet

a meaty zit that hasnt yet surfaced to be popped

whoa! I gotta hotsy in the closet and its gonna be huge

by maxspinnaker July 22, 2012

Potato in the closet

That feeling you get when you so stoned, you a potato in the closet, and that makes sense to you.

Yo my nigga, dat dank doe...I'm a potato in the closet right now.

by National Zanthom October 9, 2014

Exploring The Closet

when someone is not quite in the closet nor out of the closet. it's when one is debating whether or not they are gay/les.

" i like him, but i cant tell if he's gay"
"he's probabaly just exploring the closet"

by pandasaresnazzy June 2, 2018

cleanin out my closet

The one of the best Eminem songs of all time.

Dude 1: I never listen to Eminem
Dude 2: Not even Cleanin Out My Closet?

by FunRunner May 17, 2018

Airtight Closet Homosexual

A special breed of Homo, often considered extremist in their behavior and responses to people who believe they are gay. There are many Closet Homosexuals in the world who, through acceptance and respect by their peers, end up coming out of the closet; however, the Airtight Closet Homosexual tends to deny the fact that they are gay 100% of the time every time they are suspected as such.

u4got: Hey Walt, did you like how majestic the flag pole was at the game last night?

Walt: WTF STFU NO, IT WAS DIRTY AND GROSS AND I WASN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION TO IT.

u4got: omg SUCH an airtight closet homosexual.

by id13 July 18, 2011

Bitch in the Closet

Like when a gay person is in the closet, a bitch in the closet is someone who is a complete bitch and doesn't want to admit it. Even though her mom even tells her.

Christina: I am not a bitch

Mom: christina your a bitch, your just a "Bitch in the Closet", and go to the YMCA your fat.

Christina: Bo?

by La Quanda February 7, 2009