--- The very articles of addiction and death that are robbing me of one of my favorite friends, his wife of her husband, his children of their Dad and him of the rest of his life.
--- The things I will never again pick up for the rest of MY life and I will attempt to slap out of the mouth of every person I know and love.
--- The things I will never again pick up for the rest of MY life and I will attempt to slap out of the mouth of every person I know and love.
--- Cigarettes, What ignorant people in all their infinite wisdom refer to when they say "I know they're gonna kill me and I don't give a fuck." Yeah asshole? Well, you're mother gives a fuck, your friends give a fuck, your children, your sister, and when the day comes and cancer is rotting away your insides and your life and you're clinging desperately on for a cure YOU TOO WILL GIVE A FUCK!
by Sarah Beane May 6, 2008
Get the cigarette mug.Contrary to popular belief, a poopstain cigar is not when you smoke a chode. It's when you leave a skidmark in your underwear, let it dry, roll up the underwear like a Cuban and smoke it.
by Whatevs mev December 8, 2013
Get the poopstain cigar mug.A bronze Cigar is when somebody takes a firm shit in someones mouth and it looks like They are smoking a cigar.
by LuckyPierre November 6, 2008
Get the Bronze Cigar mug.Another name for a blunt, joint, or roll of marijuana. This name can be used as a rebuttal when someone lies about smoking a joint and calls it a cigarette.
by Proud Native November 18, 2004
Get the Cigaweed mug.Tobacco rolled in a paper usually w/ a filter and smoked. Marlboro's are good and most of the rest aint that good. i only smoke 1-2 a day, at max 4. i do it socially, when im cold or bored. this way isnt that harmful but when u smoke a pack a day thass bad.
If someone smokes it might not be b/c there trying to be "cool" like everyone says, like me and my friends smoke socially b/c were bored,theres nothing else to do.
If someone smokes it might not be b/c there trying to be "cool" like everyone says, like me and my friends smoke socially b/c were bored,theres nothing else to do.
I like Marlboro Reds or lights, but ultra lights feel like ur not even smokin. oh ya and i gotta use the word i defined so here it is: cigarette
by Ranger Rimjob April 10, 2006
Get the cigarette mug.An individual who hates sharing their cigarettes, no matter what, even if they have a full pack. Sometimes goes to the lengths to lie about how many they have, or make up lame excuses such as "I have no money, I can't afford to just give away my cigarettes."
Does not apply to people who are down to their last few. Because that's understandable.
Does not apply to people who are down to their last few. Because that's understandable.
Boy 1: Damn, Christina is SUCH a Cigarette Hoarder!
Boy 2: Nah man, she only has two left, give her a break.
Boy 1: Umm she pulled out a full pack in front of me.
Boy 2: BITCH!
Boy 2: Nah man, she only has two left, give her a break.
Boy 1: Umm she pulled out a full pack in front of me.
Boy 2: BITCH!
by !Olivia! October 5, 2008
Get the Cigarette Hoarder mug.Scent emitted from an individual who has recently visited an exotic entertainment facility. Magnitude of the smell is directly proportional to the the amount of time spent in the establishment and amount of physical contact with the dancers.
On his way him from Club Erotica, Bill opened all of the windows in hopes of getting rid of the smell of Cigs-N-Ass. It did not work, and his wife filed for divorce shortly after.
by Montel December 10, 2003
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