Mustache Catch

When a homosexual man (Fag, homo, gay, etc...) is performing oral sex on another man... Now if you are a good partner, you will take it in the mouth and swallow it down... But we all know, that every now and then, ejaculations don't go exactly where we aim them... Thats where the muctache catch comes in... A good gay partner will ALWAYS have a full mustache on his upper lip... That way, if theres some straggling squirts during ejaculation, it will be conveniently caught in the mustache, which can easily be transfered to the mouth with a quick swipe of the tongue... YUMMY!

"Wow, I'm sure glad Steve had the mustache catch in his arsenal! If he didn't we woulda had a HUGE mess!"

"Say what you will about Alice, I KNOW she's not a looker, BUT she had the best mustache catch EVER! I swear, it caught the whole load, and held it there till she could swallow it all!"

"I had an AMAZING bonding moment with my love, Albert last night! He caught my load in his mustache catch, and I licked it off... Wow, do I taste GOOD!"

"MmMm, look at hus mustache catch! I bet it could hold a GALLON!"

by Cum Gurgler June 9, 2009

deadliest catch

a horrible STD that can ultimately kill you.

I know that AIDS can kill you, but I honestly think that syphilis is the deadliest catch.

by JONODE July 9, 2011

i'd catch a grenade for you

a very gay way of saying i love you. from bruno mars' song, Grenad

sally, i'd catch a grenade for you

by FUKKEN BULLSHETs April 8, 2011

Dont catch my lineup

Means;;
Don't try to fight me.
aka
Don't catch my lineup

Billybob to Joebob: I heard you was talkin head nigga! Dont catch my lineup.
Joebob: You ain't finna do nothin wit it. Wit yo bitch ass.

by SuperPinky January 5, 2008

Snap Catch

When you successfully screenshot some nude picture you received by snapchat. Similar to catching a fish while fishing.

- I hope I could find a way to snap catch that girl's boobies!

by Kraken of the night June 4, 2013

Schrodinger's Catch Phrase

When one coins a new term or phrase, and then googles it to determine if it is original or not, it is in superposition, both pre-existing and new, until observed on the internet.

"I thought I came up with the term 'dildometer' as a ranking system for sex toys. But it was already on urban dictionary... but for a few brief moments, it was Schrodinger's Catch Phrase.

by -=AK=- October 15, 2017

gege when I catch you gege

Inspired by the "Ricky when I catch you Ricky" expression, the statement is directed towards Jujutsu Kaisen author Gege Akutami after the release of chapter 236.

Gojo fans after chapter 236: Gege when I catch you Gege

by steffy_baka September 24, 2023