CJ Stroud

The quarterback of the Texans who can drop 50 points on your head if he has a good offensive line

Yo, Ima get CJ Stroud as Quarterback in my Fantasy Draft.

by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake April 23, 2025

CJ’ed

Getting task slowly taken over out of your hands or in the moment with a change of plan

I got CJ’ed when I was Washing dishes and somebody comes and slowly takes over by using your hands to perform the task until you leave.

by MR18 April 24, 2025

CJ

A younger man has spent time In jail is a bit immature, jealous, impulsive, and never sits down . Knows a little about everything but is never wrong about anything. Loud all the time. Funny. Will help anyone anytime. Not a relationship guy because he's not very loyal. Probably going back to jail at any moment

Watch out that guy is a real cj

by FCCMoney July 19, 2025

CJ

A “CJ” typically refers to douche career firefighter or service member who is surrounded by other men all times of the day and is unable to repress the need to masturbate, henceforth earning the moniker “chronic jacker”. A CJ usually simps for mid internet celebrities.

Jake: yo how long has Riley been in the bathroom?
John: idk dude. You know hes a CJ
Jake: yeah I hear he ate one of Sydney Sweeneys bathwater soap bars

by SaucyNutz July 24, 2025

Cjsjjx

Part 3!!!1!1!!1! Of typing things just because I wanted to Once again you can see the other parts if you click on my name! (If a part is missing it’s probably because urban dictionary to uh.. publish it)

Cjsjjx.

by Furlite July 26, 2025

Cjyto

A pure embodiment of evolution

"This cjyto being just won't stop getting stronger"

by TRIPPY CJYTO August 18, 2025

CJ ah statement

When someone says something completely irrelevant and useless to the conversation. Usually to just make noise to gain attention.

*Everyone having a conversation* CJ - “Cars is the best animated movie of all time.” “Cool bro nice cj ah statement.”

by Arusch September 3, 2025