An alternative and more literal name for a balaclava. The item of choice for any cold weather situation or bank heist.
1. What do you call someone wearing a head sock, a scarf and a helmet?
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
Anything you want, they can't hear a thing.
2. I went to the bank with my wife when an armed robber walked in, pulled on a head sock and pulled out a gun.
He went up to a customer and asked "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes", so the robber shot him.
He asked another customer "did you see my face?" The customer said "yes" so the robber shot him.
He asked me "did you see my face?"
"No, but the wife did"
by itseggtime January 21, 2021
Get the head sockmug. by vicgin July 22, 2015
Get the Oopsie headmug. "dude, howd your date go?" "oh mannn, we went to this scary movie so she was all grabbin my hand and shit really hard, so i whipped out my dick and when she reached for my hand again she got herself a pleasant surprise, and get this -- the bitch loved it! then she put her mouth on my piece and gave me some fine-ass hollywood head"
by Jasper S April 25, 2008
Get the hollywood headmug. Named after a pretzel brain called Chris Young.Walking around nodding his head thinking he's king shit and the same fella wouldn't know shit from clay.
by Barn basher December 18, 2013
Get the Bagel Headmug. An interpretation of a piece of media that is not shown or confirmed in the original but is believed to be true simply for preference.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.
May also include direct deviations from the canon.
In a perfect world, instead of Philip, Grog would have recited Percy's full name perfectly as his 'fancy name' and, after a moment of stunned silence, Percy would have added, 'You can just call him Percy.'"
...This is my new head canon.
...This is my new head canon.
by Haomakk April 7, 2021
Get the Head canonmug. To not critically think. To not analyze or survey a given situation. Not to be confused with being hard headed and being stubborn; a soft headed person is to be air headed and unable to think at all.
Person 1: “yup (player) turned down 105 million guaranteed”
Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
Person 2: “Really? A soft head. I don’t know how many words to describe him”
by CriticallyCasual June 24, 2020
Get the soft headmug. Similar to head doctor
A woman who has retained a P.H.D. in oral sex. Head clinic is where she does it to everyone around like a doctor see patient's in a clinic.
A woman who has retained a P.H.D. in oral sex. Head clinic is where she does it to everyone around like a doctor see patient's in a clinic.
by Greasymonkey September 28, 2018
Get the Head Clinicmug.