muff buddy - Either party in the muff diving formula. One party provides the pussy, the other eats it. Like a fuck buddy, but this is only oral, only pussy.
by coolforthesummer15 October 12, 2017
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How's my DB (divorce buddy) doin' today? Any drama with the db (douche bag; i.e. "The EX")? (Followed by general convo.)
by Ronnie_Stacey June 27, 2016
Get the Divorce buddy mug.Luke diddnt want to have a relationship but still wanted to slay all the pussy so asked Hanna if they wanted to be fu** buddies as they both wanted sex but not a relationship
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Get the fu** buddies mug.A warm buddy is someone who can make you feel warm and wanted when the world feels cold and cruel. A warm buddy is not a FWB or a Fuck Buddy, his or her purpose is to give you a much needed distraction when the whole world looks like shit
"Is she your girlfriend?"
"Who? Marlene? No, she's my warm buddy."
"So you fuck?"
"No, we keep each other warm. Just shut up and keep driving"
"Who? Marlene? No, she's my warm buddy."
"So you fuck?"
"No, we keep each other warm. Just shut up and keep driving"
by DemoDemo September 1, 2016
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"Goddamn it, Garret Muddy Budded me again"
"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"
"I left a muddy buddy for them, that will teach them to be ungrateful Hosts"
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