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David Brandon

Douchebag; (also known as) The guy who runs childhood dreams into the ground
Bro: dude, toys r us is closing
Other Bro: yea it was that douchebag, David Brandon
by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018
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Bloody Brandon

when brandon calls people out for something and then does it himself no less than 5 seconds later.
brandon: don’t mute because when everybody mutes you all end up leaving

*brandon mutes, then end’s the call*

“bloody brandon.”💅✨
by nobnardxo September 8, 2018
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The Brandon Special

When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.
We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!
by Darla Defective September 25, 2020
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A Brandon

means a square up tight and virgin
by Tommy oakes July 28, 2021
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Sussy Brandon

A sussy and sexy male with a gigantic cock who fucks his boys. Usually Adam and Gayson. Hard and fast
My boy did a Sussy Brandon on me last night
by Deezdeezdeezdeez September 9, 2021
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Pulling a Brando

To show up to an important event or job ridiculously unprepared and with little respect to those more deeply involved with the event or job, despite recieving a large compensation for your services. Doing this act may compound to other problems related to the event or place of employment.

Based on the film shoot of "Apocalypse Now," when actor Marlon Brando showed up on set overweight, without having learned his lines, and without having read the source material, despite being a pivotal character in the film.
Also inspired by "Superman: The Movie," when Brando demanded a large sum of money for his small part of Jor-El, which took only a week of shooting.
"Did you hear Sean Connery asked for 3 million dollars for Highlander 2?!?!?!?"
"He's just pulling a brando..."
by DMInfinityRyan July 17, 2009
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kylie and brandon

This is the cutest couple ever, they should be married
Kylie loves brandon soo much that she would walk millions of miles just to be with him
Brandon loves kylie soo much he would give up his life 4 her
by MAndB Inc. April 10, 2017
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