bakeshift

an extremely lame person who thinks that they are "in", but they are sadly mistaken

Person 1: Yo man, who's that kid who thinks he's invited to our party?
Person 2: I don't know, but he's such a bakeshift.

by Peter B. June 17, 2006

bakergirl

A teenage girl with absolutely no hormonesand keeps away from boys within a ten-foot radius. These specimens usually go to Baker School in Brookline, Massachusetts. Although they are adolescents, they are very prude.

Example #1:
I like this plasma TV. It is almost as flat as a bakergirl!
Example #2:
You know she is a bakergirl if you have gone out with her for a year and you just get a kiss on the cheek.

by A very unhappy player December 17, 2008

bake and wake

This is when you take an edible (marijuana infused baked good) right before a nap. When you wake up you will be stoned.

Bake and wake, it's what real dreams are made of.

by Big Country SD September 16, 2011

bakeface

1. A human that displays characteristics often associated with baked products.

2. To be crusty, flaky, or to have an otherwise baked visual appearance

3. A derogatory comment; an insult

1. Kelci is a real bakeface.

2. Wow! That little boy is SUCH a bakeface!

3. You conniving little bakeface.

by Harlot February 16, 2006

bake face

A person who is stoned/baked all the time, or seems like they are stoned/baked. Also, a person who denies this assumption.

Telmo: "Liz your baked!"
Liz: "No I'm not."
Telmo: "Ya your baked! You're a bake face. Look at you! You're a pastry!"

by baked August 30, 2006

Bake and Flake

To smoke someone's weed or be smoked out, and leave right after

"Where'd Jake go? I thought you guys said you were gonna blaze?"

"We did, but then he pulled a Bake and Flake"

by Bryan Sanson January 25, 2008

bake a ham

to bake a ham is to take a shit, one of the big hard ones that plop when it hits the water!

pardon me, folks, i gots ta go bake a ham!

by "Big Steve" Call March 10, 2008