The pyschological attitude when one is in the position to be promoted over equally qualified peers. Symptoms include Premature respnosibilities and unwarranted aurhortive attitude.
Wow Jen, have you noticed Barry has had a promotion boner since Brian quit?
Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.
Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
Jerry can't fit under the desk with his promotion boner.
Matt just announced his two weeks. You should probably shield your promotion boner.
by Rerry Hawkinson July 1, 2009
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Similar to an air-guitar, air-boning is the action of mimicking sexual motions while dancing hard at a party. It can also be called grinding, dirty dancing, or nut crushing.
Similar to an air-guitar, air-boning is the action of mimicking sexual motions while dancing hard at a party. It can also be called grinding, dirty dancing, or nut crushing.
“Dennis ‘The DuffleBag’ was air-boning that giant sophomore chick last night.”
Translation: Dennis was holding that larger second-year William Smith student so close, they were ‘dirty dancing’ really passionately yesterday evening.
Translation: Dennis was holding that larger second-year William Smith student so close, they were ‘dirty dancing’ really passionately yesterday evening.
by TheHaleStorm December 7, 2009
Get the Air-Boning mug.Usually occurs from a man or boy between the months of May all the way to September. A testosterone boner is when a man notices a very attractive girl wearing minimal clothing and all the "alerts" of a boner go off minus the inconvenient and obvious side effect.
"Dude, G Thom, did you see that fine girl in the short shorts?"
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
"Hell yeah I did, damn girl gave me a testosterone boner."
"but you're not showing?"
"exactly, doesn't mean I'm not poppin' on the inside."
by G. J. Thom May 6, 2010
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by Gohn Smith September 6, 2012
Get the Politics Boner mug.Today I was offered a promotion at work. Totally walked out of the office with a raging success boner.
by Rrrrryyyyaaaaannnnnn May 28, 2012
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If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
If you are lucky enough, you may look down to find your penis wearing a thick red sweater, glasses, and a freshly combed mustache.
There I was watching the tube, when all of a sudden, BAM, my wanker swelled into a nice plump Kenneth Boner, and suddenly I had so many questions on clean energy!
by In_shane_ity October 10, 2016
Get the Kenneth Boner mug.Predicament bondage is a form of bondage, typically in which a person is restrained with an option of placing themself in one of a pair of uncomfortable positions, which are sufficiently uncomfortable that the person is forced to shift after a time to the other position. The default position is typically intended to cause muscle fatigue, such as standing on tiptoe, which forces the subject to choose a more physically painful position, for example letting themselves lower their weight and stand regularly while forcing a rope attached to their genitals to pull taut and cause pain. Predicament bondage can also involve the use of a single position in which remaining still will not cause any discomfort for the subject, but moving their body will pull on ropes, weights or other devices meant to cause them pain. The subject may then be tickled, sexually pleasured or otherwise enticed to move uncontrollably.
by Foot Slave October 22, 2018
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