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blond

every Tyler in the world for some dam reason. and always interrupts
random personb: so are you go... Tyler: NOOOO IM NOT BLONDE
by abbaouegf January 1, 2021
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blonde enthusiast

someone that is only attracted to blondes and thinks they are the best
John: i heard Jakes last 3 girlfriends were all blonde

Kyle: he must be a blonde enthusiast

John: yea i’m pretty sure he is at this point
by Secyboy69 August 5, 2022
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bleach blonde bad built butch body

A comeback at Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene from Rep. Jasmine Crockett, that wonderfully explains the absolute dumbass that believes in jewish space lasers starting wildfires.
Rep. Crockett: “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”
by QueenOfTheNight_ May 30, 2024
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Basic blonde hoe

Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.
I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes

I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.
by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023
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blonde eli

A complete dumbass with the fattest cock you'll ever meet
Yo bro do you see that person over there their definitely a blonde Eli
by Dr. Profussy July 19, 2022
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mentally blonde

A person who acts like a blonde and is not actually blonde. Someone with low intelligence
Me: do you know that girl Nicki

You:yeah why

Me: she’s mentally blonde

You:she’s a dumbass
by Someone_iscool January 3, 2024
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The blonde jonny

When a gay guy starts jerking off while driving and right as he blows he points it out the window and trys the land it on his passengers face.
Guy 1: i was driving my 2006 white acura tsx when i blew all over alex chappel
Guy 2: wow I’ve always wanted to do the blonde jonny
Guy 1: wanna come do it with me ive drank my cranberry juice
by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024
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