am I being punk'd? 

An expression of surprise and disbelief that is uttered when one is in a situation that is perceived to be rediculous or beyond belief. Usually said when a person assumes that they are being fooled or made the butt end of a practical joke; not wanting to face the facts of a real situation.
Originating from the TV show hosted by Ashton Kutcher called punk'd where he plays practical jokes on fellow celebrities deceiving them into accepting a crazy scenario or situation is real.

Jackass: dude, your house burned down and everyone you love is dead! Oh, and your girlfriend is cheating on you!

Pedro: What?! Am I being punk'd?

am I being punk'd? by Rated [R] February 9, 2007

Being a Chad 

Usually identifies as a number 1 trades person. Always wearing white sunglasses and drives a jacked up truck. He is just the coolest person and will receive his women by offerings from non worthy opponents.

Hey babe haven't heard from you in awhile call me back when chad is done with you.

Wow man you're pretty good at welding but I know chad and he's the number 1 welder for this area and he's just the coolest fucking guy. Try being a chad

Being a Chad by Rjred1 December 13, 2019

being lehn 

To be a lehn you must spend most of your time online playing yahoo games. The highlight of your life is fantasy baseball. To be a lehn you must be a young man under 30 who smokes a pipe and always parks his car as far away from all other cars as possible. Also considered a meathead.

guy 1- what are you doing tonight, do you wanna go out for a drink?
guy 2- nah i don't wanna pick up chicks i am just going stay here and lehn around.
guy 1- so you are having a fondue party?
guy 2- yeah

being lehn by Jessica22 February 7, 2005

being a bucky 

a stuck-up,suck-up,copycat,freaking liar,wannabe,two faced, and a constant PMSer.

Katie was being a bucky at sports practice.

being a bucky by MickeyMouse121 December 29, 2007

Being Denton 

Being Denton is a state of mind where you reject all enthusiasm for anything and bring down the world around you with your cynical demeanor.

Being cynical and being Denton are very similar things by defination; but you can always tell when someone is being Denton, as all nearby children under the age of seven, who are too weak to fight the force of Denton will become moderately didappointed.

Mike, could you just pass me that lead over?

"what? You mean I actually HAVE to move?"

God, you're being Denton.

Being Denton by Eden Dunn In The Morning December 14, 2009

being a panther

being a panther means being high on cocaine

Dude 1: Hey man was that llello any good?
Dude 2: I AM A FUCKING PANTHER!

Dude 1: So did you go to class?
Dude 2: No, I was too busy being a panther, remember?

being a panther by snail trail March 27, 2010

Shitty being 

When a person behaves in a horrible fashion without any regard for others.

This guy crashed the birthday party without a present, ate the food, got wasted and puked all over the rug... What a shitty being.

Shitty being by Hey, Blinkin September 28, 2011