Blanket

Comfy safezone. The monster won’t be able to get you, the murderers won’t be able to find you, and it keeps you nice and warm.

If you ever feel unsafe, just hop under your blanket.

by Bubbabro999 March 29, 2024

blanketing

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.

"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."

"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"

by P. Aris March 11, 2012

blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016

Blanket Time

The act of laying on top of someone so as to act as blanket of warmth. Usually leads to sex.

BLanket Time !

I performed blanket time on her.

by Cookies 4 cuddlez lol April 13, 2016

Picnic blanket

A combination of spooge and period blood whilst banging a girl on the rag

Andrew gave his girlfriend Julia a picnic blanket yesterday at the party…No ants were reported injured..

by Randino69 April 26, 2023

rookie blanket

a fine that every rookie has to pay at the beginning of the year at court to go towards some sort of team party.

the rookie blanket is 4$ and is due next practice

by anonymous April 14, 2024

wet blanket

a British slur for a gay person.

"look at them, bunch of wet blankets"

by YahNAANA July 23, 2019