by Richard Milliee June 16, 2022

He who has the most freestyle ,flatland, bmx pedal bikes . Also known as the freestyle master, and or king.
by Blessedmess July 2, 2023

1). A two wheeled, self balancing, human powered ATV. Used for commuting, exercise, or leisure. Short for bicycle.
2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.
3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.
2) A motorcycle or other similar two wheeled vehicle driven by an engine or electric motor.
3) The neighborhood whore. Nearly everyone's gone for a ride.
1) "Let's ride our bikes to McDonald's then check out that new park before meeting back at Jake's house!"
2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"
3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."
2) "Sick bike!" "Thanks man! I restored this vintage Harley myself!"
3) "Hey Stacy's kinda cute. Should I ask her out?" "Not worth it man. She's a bike."
by I like cheez-it June 26, 2022

WHEN UR BIKE IS LIKE WAY TO SWAG FOR ANYONE ELSE TO HANDLE AND U RUN AROUND UR NEIGHBORHOOD AND TELL EVERYONE HOW SWAG YOUR TRICYCLE IS AND EVERYONE FLIPS OUT CAUSE OF IT
by BROTH IN MISU SOUP ONLY October 12, 2015

Someone that buys and babies high end carbon fiber bikes and hardly rides them just to sell them to buyers that ride frequently.
Check out this new Look carbon fiber bike I just purchased off this bike queer last weekend. What a moron he was, I totally underpaid for this bike that is practically new.
by Vaimaster7 April 18, 2019

by Jotroublegames November 18, 2021

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.
by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024
