Blue J 

N - A blow job not brought to completion, resulting in vasocongestion.

That girl from the bar last night sobered up halfway through and I just ended up with a blue j.

Blue J by Bo0m!GoesTheDynam!te March 27, 2010

Blue Balls Bailout

When a close friend has sex with someone - but only to cure their blue balls.

David had extreme blue balls. He couldn’t even sit down from the excruciating pain. “C’mon, Joe,” David asked his roommate. “You gotta give me the Blue Balls Bailout!” Joe had agreed only because David had given him some bing on Thursday. David sat down in a chair, naked. He spread his legs and Joe bent over. Joe began stroking his dick until it became hard and when it did, Joe started sucking him off. His balls jiggled from the hard succ and he had cummed. Joe spat out the cum. Joe put his clothes back on but David didn’t. “Maybe we could try anal?” David said.

Blue Balls Bailout by Well, shit. January 18, 2018

Blue Pale Idiot.

I know why you're here.

TDM

Dan: Im a WHAT

Me: Blue Pale Idiot.

Blue Pale Idiot. by pandillo November 29, 2021

blue dolphin 

one of the best x pills out there.

man i jus rolled 12 hours off that fire blue dolphin

blue dolphin by jig January 2, 2005

blue screen of death 

What you tend to see every 30 minutes when using Windows ME.

Women love the Blue Screen of Death because, when stared at for hours on end, adds "gorgeous highlights" to their hair.

blue screen of death by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Blue route 

A heterosexual wormhole.

Penis-in-female-urethra sex.

Guy: Can I go in the other hole?
Girl: Well, I really don't like anal se...
Guy: No, the other OTHER hole.
Girl: Oh. Well. Yeah, let's do that.

(Blue route)

Blue route by dr_teeth May 16, 2008

Blue Springs Banjo 

Whilst fucking your woman in the corn hole from behind in the standing position, grab her leg, lift it and support it like a banjo, using your free fingers to strum her va-jay jay lips and clit. It is sure to be a crowd pleaser!

My woman wasn't sure about anal, until I gave her a Blue Springs Banjo. Now I'm gettin' anal everyday!

Blue Springs Banjo by sucka foos August 22, 2009