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Blonde tax

When the rating of a girl has to be reduced based on how blonde she is due to women automatically being hotter if they’re blonde.
“Yeah shawtys a 8/10 but probably a 6/10 if you take away her Blonde tax”
“Is she hot or is she blonde?, always make sure to account for the blonde tax mate”
by Z. Fisher August 3, 2023
mugGet the Blonde taxmug.

Dumb Blonde

An insecure rich bitch that thinks she is better than everyone. she is also a very fake friend like regina gorge fake and the bitch is dumb as fuck so stay away.
she is a dumb blonde
by iheartmephis December 23, 2022
mugGet the Dumb Blondemug.

Northern Blonde Chicks

Females with blonde hair from the northern part of the United States. Group is specifically attracted to certain attributes in males. One being an excellent chin.
Bill: “What’d you do over the summer Luke?”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”
by BrandoCalrizean October 7, 2020
mugGet the Northern Blonde Chicksmug.

white unnatural blonde chick

chicks that shouldn’t have direct access to bleach
Person 1 - did you see Sally’s roots? I didn’t even know she was a white unnatural blonde chick.

Person 2 - Damn. I’d still hop onto that pussy.
by cluaireo February 23, 2023
mugGet the white unnatural blonde chickmug.

Blondes are hot

They are
by VenomousPit21 May 5, 2021
mugGet the Blondes are hotmug.

Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!
“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”
by apokalypz May 14, 2025
mugGet the Punch a dumb blondemug.

twitchy blonde

P1 :"bro have you seen that twitchy blonde?"

P2 :"you mean tweek from south park?"
by arejhsbasjnndbt June 6, 2022
mugGet the twitchy blondemug.

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