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Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.
“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”
by EPPLE December 31, 2020
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bastarnae

An ancient people from 200 BC to 300 AD
Who inhabited a region in between the carpathian mountains and the river dneiper
Bastarnae are an old people
by Bruhstar123 January 27, 2021
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bastards

A southern welsh term for the crumbs that fell off of a pie
"Could you clean up the bastards that fell to the bottom of the oven?"
by wfb-2012 March 29, 2021
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bastard

you
you are a bastard
by k kab June 22, 2021
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bastard

person A : OMG THEY KILLED KENNY!
person B : YOU BASTARD !!!!
by v1n1 October 17, 2021
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Pig Bastard

When a person consumes as much food and beverage as possible when ever possible. Most common at office parties, family reunions or dinner at a friends. Often after wards the person is seen holding their stomach complaining or seen making several trips to the bathroom.
Tim: "did you see Keith, Christ he's heading for his seventh helping"
Doug: "what do you expect, it's free."
Tim: "what a Pig Bastard"
by Joey BeffBuicker August 5, 2010
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Hanky Bastard

A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you
Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard

Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight
by pseudodactyl November 3, 2010
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