dirt bike money

When a hillbilly has wealth and spends it on expensive toys like dirt bikes and shotguns. They tend to try to keep with the hillbilly aesthetic (chewing dip, drinking keystone light, being conservative) but don't have real, money related redneck problems, like missing a mortgage, having to work dangerous and hard jobs (logging, farming, truck driving) or having a drug dependency on meth or prescription drugs to help them work said dangerous and hard jobs.

Example 1–Person 1: Yo, this new Florida Georgia Line song slaps!

Person 2: Nah, it just reeks of dirt bike money.

Example 2–– Person 1: Yo, you seen Clyde's ranch?

Person 2: Yeah, he has mad dirt bike money because his dad owns a logging company.

by nonecaresgod September 11, 2021

Bike

A cell phone in prison

Let me hold the bike for a click (15 minute call)

by Frank_Castle_ December 26, 2020

Kentucky Dirt Bike

A pedal bike equipped with a small motor such as a chainsaw or weed whacker motor.

Did you see Dale’s new Kentucky Dirt Bike? What a piece of shit....

by Waterbilly84 May 21, 2018

fun bike

A bike with lots of lights

Fun bikes can be found in Detroit Michigan

by Hot.ta.mollae January 26, 2023

PONY Bike

ANY GSXR "Gixxer" motorcycle built by Suzuki that white males named "Chad Steve John or Joe" rides mostly without gear and sometimes with a stretch kit on a 600cc motorcycle.

My dudes check out the stretch on my 200mph Gixxer 600 it corners great and lays rubber from 1 to 3rd at a flick of the wrist boyeeee! Pony bike is a fox body mustang on 2 wheels. Let's go Brandon!

by LOWDOUGH iNC. June 11, 2022

Spider Bike

Any bike that has eight functioning wheels or turbines(in the case of a water spider bike).

man I wish i had a spider bike, it would be so much cooler than this prey-mantis scooter, but could you imagine how much gas that thing eats?

by Bull0cks July 1, 2014

bike chain

bad breath caused by braces

"Yo, it smells when Paul talks"
"Yeah. He got some bike chains"

by greeky81 December 5, 2017