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Mountain Biking

by :((((( November 22, 2021
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dirty bike chain

When a Girl has a STD such as syphilis or any other nasty STD. Also when a man catches a STD from a girl.
Stay away from that girl, she got that dirty bike chain.

That girl gave me a dirty bike chain.
by Jay Riv May 17, 2023
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Bike humper

Biker humper refers to people who are overly attached to their little bicycles in defiance of a car centric city. Typically, they insult anyone who likes cars.
"Look at this bike humper on Twitter! He really hates people who like SUVs."
by Spear960 March 31, 2023
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affair bike

When your spouse cheats, you hop on the Affair Bike by cheating with someone else’s spouse, creating an endless loop of infidelity and revenge.
"Dude, I caught my wife cheating, so I hopped on the Affair Bike with her best friend's husband."
by Blackout Boys June 1, 2024
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Bike gross

It’s when you egg and spray liquid fart on someone’s bike
I’m going to bike gross this idiot who owes me 50 bucks

Dude I bike grossed this nerd last night
by Keyboard smasher June 8, 2024
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Ya better get a bike bish

-can I get a ride
Ya better get a bike bish
-can you grab that for me

Ya better get a bike bish
by Leftovapuddl June 15, 2024
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Bike Douche

A Bike Douche is the bicycle rider that wears the Tour de France onesie with sponsor logos and spends untold amounts of money on his bike. The Bike Douche will typically ride directly in the car traffic lane and not yield to any car. Bike Douches will be totally oblivious to the traffic jam they are causing and the danger they are placing themselves in. They sometimes will run in large Bike Douche packs with many rides in a douche road blocking formation taunting motorist to try and get around them. If provoke the Bike Douche pack may retaliate by surrounding your car and pounding their fists on your car.
I was late to work today because I was stuck behind a Bike Douche blocking the road.
by Theshoe8475 July 30, 2024
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