Ball-Kickingly

An adjective used to describe pain

"I am only a ball-kickingly 10 cents short to pay for my Dane Cook DVD"

"Ew. Dane Cook is ball-kickingly brutal"

by delfnies March 25, 2010

Ball-Baker

When the heat from a silent fart surrounds your balls while you're sitting down.

Dude... that fart was insane! What a ball-baker.

by Umbri October 7, 2010

Ball jumper

A girl/guy that gos to one person to another just because.

1.) Look at that girl she's a ball jumper, going from Chris to Matt over to Drake.

by Poppa J McNeely January 25, 2011

ball of crazy

How to define the problems you deal with in your mind, whether you have psycotic problems or just personality issues, from years of psychological trauma or just pervasive issues you continually are trying to deal with that are related to your coping mechanisms. How you present your issues to another person, extremely interesting to the therapist segment.

There is my big ball of crazy.

by GABGOLF September 24, 2011

Ball Wire

Extra long pubic hair commonly shed from the scrotum, or ball sack.

I hate sharing a bathroom. Finding another dude's ball wire in the shower is nasty.

by turksheadache November 14, 2011

ball tingle

When your scrotum or balls are itchy for lengthy periods.

man i scratched so much, i must have a ball tingle

by tory borty December 28, 2012

Ball Bubble Bobble

When your partner grabs your erect dick like a joystick, blows spit bubbles at your balls, then eats the bubbles and balls simultaneously. Females can only give it instead of receive it, obviously. In gay couples, legend has it that their balls turn into fruit items once this is performed (no evidence supporting this fact).

Arnulfo: "What the hell was that?"

Giovanni: "That is called the famous Ball Bubble Bobble. Learn your facts."

Arnulfo: "Why the hell do I have bananas for balls, a new high score above my head, a pissed-off dragon following my ass, and somehow got to level two?"

by TylerSlim March 5, 2013