Alyssa mays

A funky person that listens to nightcore things and has a white deaf cat named kevin

You’re acting like Alyssa Mays today😹😹

by Fr2nksea August 2, 2021

alyssa

alyssa is a beautiful person and should be treated kindly or else 😕👿🔞🔞

Alyssa is so cool!They are an amazing person!

by ramennoodletampons March 15, 2021

Alyssa

Adj. Hoe, bitch or otherwise
n. An unnecessarily loud Sharpay Evans stan with crippling daddy issues And IMMENSE crackhead energy and an equally mentally ill best friend

Have you met Alyssa? She just kicked Gus in the face again while doing a kick line with her friend Jaden.

by Mentally Ill Dictionary November 12, 2020

Alyssa

The most pathetic and childish girl you’ll ever meet in a life time. Acts like she’s so up when she’s nobody who only gets attention because of what when does with guys

Did you see Alyssa at last nights party
Who did Alyssa hook up with now

by Draguta02 December 8, 2018

Alyssa

Some annoying girl in your class that will make you want to kill her, TRUST ME if you see you're better ignoring her and dont speak to her at all, if she speaks to you in some annoying tone, CURSE UP A FUCKING STORM, she will be the ugliest girl and probably win the darwin award.

Guy 1 "I really like alyssa"

Guy 2 "THE FUCK YOU SAY, GET OUT OF MY LIFE"

by YouraverageUrbanDictionaryuser May 6, 2022

Alyssa

The girl you should fall in love with because she will care for you and although she might not be popular she can do great things. She can make you feel like you live in the stars.

I love Alyssa

by Trust your feelings June 9, 2021

Alyssa

Someone who is usually short and says they are tall. A manipulative, gaslighting, person who is also a terrible mother. She likes to project, meaning she will project her negative feelings onto you.

Girl 1: "she's such an Alyssa, she always is trying to manipulate me!"

Girl 2: "I know right!"

by Alyssatraitor January 30, 2024