alyssa kuchis

a swaggie mofo who dominates dick

"hey do you know alyssa kuchis?"
"oh yeah! shes so swaggie and she knows how to dominate dick!!"

by ALyssa swaggie February 1, 2014

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Alyssa

An Alyssa is a high class, high maintenance diva. Her temper surpasses that of a salt water crocodile. Dismiss her and she will whip around and bite your head off. If you meet an Alyssa, you can plan on losing any competition you start with her. She will make sure she wins by any means. Don't let her sweet smile fool you. She'll steal your KitKats and blame it on the little old lady who cleans the break rooms. But when it comes down to it an Alyssa is one to have on your side. She is is your ride or die. We love Alyssas.

Alyssa will chew you up and spit you out without even blinking.

by FCE-FavoritecoworkerEVER November 24, 2021

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Alyssa Stahl

My daddy with big boobies who is my bestfriend and love girls ahahahahahahhahaha

COME HERE NOW MY "ALYSSA STAHL" AND LET ME SUCK YOUR TOES

by Christal jones alyssa's bsf May 6, 2024

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Alyssa

A dirty white whore that would fuck anything that crawls . She is a manipulative bitch and does not respect her mom because she’s a piece of shit but it’s okay because her mom prays for the day she gets a call that her not so precious Alyssa has overdosed on drugs or dick .

Did you see that Alyssa bitch

Yeah I wouldn’t tap that

Why?
Imagine a whole village of people
Ok?
Imagine all their sperm combined in one has been in that

Ew what a whore
I know man I almost got second degree autism from talking to her now imagine fucking her that would be torture

by A Wise man speaking facts May 7, 2023

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