Alpha Funding Group

A bunch of wanna-be Russian gangsters who telemarket trying to grub pennies out of your wallet. Be warned; they can't even afford cigarettes

Those guys are such fakers in their sandals and $5 t-shirts smoking indoors and choking on the fumes. And they think they are gangsters? Must be related to the guys at Alpha Funding Group...

by JamesColeeee October 21, 2008

Alphabreastical

System of organization based upon the size and quality of ones breasts; often used to convey femine dominance but can also be used non-gender specific.

Those women are standing in alphabreastical order.

by lenabena44 March 8, 2009

Alpha Dick

The best seagull to ever walk/fly upon/above planet Earth. He can only be described by the words majestic, valiant, and positively sensual. He is the leader of his seagull pack, he commands demons, he is the reincarnation of Satan. He is much larger than the other seagulls, has rustled hair, orange tinted eyes, and is almost completely white, making him far superior to his avian cohorts. He flies funny due to the fact that he is so damn humongous that gravity should pull his ass to the ground, but he can even resist the forces of natural because of he is that freaking awesome. Worship him, fear him, but do not deny him the cafeteria fries that he so desires.

Bob: Damn that seagull is giant!
Joe: That is not just any seagull, that's Alpha Dick!
Carlos: Quick, throw your fries and run away before he steals your soul!

by shanignig69 February 8, 2013

Alpha Male

Someone who goes to the gym and is stronger than most people. They don’t actually have any courage or skill at anything. Instead of actually socializing with people, they just keep working out hoping a girl will somehow magically appear in their life. They’ve never actually learned how to fight either, they think they can just bench press an opponent to death (which might actually work, not completely counting it out, but they’d probably lose to an mma fighter). Anyways, being a true alpha male takes a lot more than just lifting weights. Do you have people skills? Are you actually brave, or just strong? Can you outsmart people? Are you a leader or just a meathead? Sorry, but being strong doesn’t make you an alpha, it’s just one part of the mix of a lot of variables.

Person 1: “You know, I just have a super alpha male personality.”
Person 2: “Really? Cuz you live at your mom’s house and can’t pull a girlfriend. Maybe it’s time you go to college and get out of the comfort zone of your local 24 hour fitness.”

by stop playing cod and grow up November 14, 2019

one alpha

where 'alpha' is a unit of measurement for the width of a spreadsheet, a 'one alpha' is a small spreadsheet. ie it only uses the columns A through Z or less. expressed in notation as 1A.

the term is also adapted to larger spreadsheets, eg two alpha (2A), five alpha (5A), etc., and it is worth noting that excel 2007 can accommodate slightly more than a six hundred and thirty alpha spreadsheet (which is technically a six hundred and thirty one alpha), because six hundred and thirty two alpha is just being ridiculous.

eg: the numbers are pretty clear; i'll have a one alpha to you by lunch

or

here in the Business Services Unit the standard is one alpha

by ESP within the Force July 17, 2011

wolf alpha

Usually starts with a m or h she / he is fire 🔥 born and you will know when you find one but in your life time you probably will not here is how you know quite but sometimes accidentally showts things out but usually has 1 or 2 friends but DON'T TRY TO FIGHT THEM !!!

Strong slik and can win you over weather it's your heart or your life wolf alpha names like mack Hana halee mark and more

by 🐺❤ January 15, 2018

tyler1 alpha af

A fucking 12 years old kid trapped in a 22 years old man body who get angry every time he dies in a video game by making stupid mistakes. He is also known by his 200+ IQ and his quality content.

Lol, tyler1 is alpha af.
Have you seen that play? That was tyler1 alpha af

by I fucked your mother last week February 8, 2018