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Alaskan Salt Shaker

Pour salt on a woman's vagina and put her into a cold ice bath then proceed to have sex with her. It will feel like you are having sex with a corpse.
John: When I came home last night the bathroom floor was flooded with cold water and ice, what happened last night?

Bob: Well Kelly came over and I pulled an Alaskan Salt Shaker
by mistersmith1990 June 8, 2009
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alaskan firedragon

An Urban Legend with orgins that trace back to alaska. Much like a sober eskimo or global warming.
1:Hey look an Alaskan Firedragon!!!
2:Psh! theres a sober eskimo.
1:what, where thats much more uncommon to see
2:oh, too late. you missed it. she just pulled out a bottle of alchol
1:damn... what to go see if we can witness global warming??
2: sure, why not
by rafie September 2, 2008
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alias

Alias is an adjective to describe a very stealthy situation or someone wearing all black a la the television series.
I can't believe you just stole those cookies; that was so alias.
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Alaskan Freight Train

A chick freezes her shit and uses it as a dildo
i heard Katie uses an Alaskan Freight Train instead of a vibrator
by that dudde who knows things September 19, 2009
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Almash

Doesn't give aman his moons
Almash give aman his moons
by Drift0505 October 14, 2020
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Alaskan Mudslide

When a person has messy anal sex with another, then proceeds to snort a line of blow off the recipients now muddy butthole
Jose: I was giving this bitch a rimjob lasts night, then I remembered that I had some blow in my pocket. So I gave that bitch an Alaskan mudslide!
Tom: Holy shit, dude!
by Choke and Stroke November 12, 2014
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Alaskan afterburner

After eating extreamly spicy foods for a day or two you shit in a condom and freeze it. Cut the rubber off of it and proceed to fuck somone in the ass with it. After it begins to melt it will start burning the receivers anus.
My old lady wanted to "spice" things up in the bedroom so I have her an Alaskan afterburner.
by Fukstick McGee March 15, 2016
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