Alex

Feed and water him hourly (or he might possibly eat you) and buy a huge cage just in case.

Let him out about 10 times a day he often urinates.

And he a ZambieSo try to not get bit by him(kisses are fine).
And he like chips,ice cream,pizza,money,cake,cookies,and junk food.
He mostly eats ramen

I got the Alex and he stole all my money

by Phiscally hazardous October 13, 2017

Alex

This is a person that dosen't know how to read or write, he says he dosen't have money but he buys pizza or candies everytime.

Alex is very bad at English.

by 1jsj2i May 25, 2019

Alex

A name owned by fatherless children all around the world ( Mostly orphans ).
If you see someone named Alex, just know they have no father.

-Who is that guy?
-Alex
-Oh so he is an orphan

by ValOfWyvern June 5, 2022

Alex

Alex is a hacker. He will hack your cell phone and your computer and ruin your life.

Alex is a lying scumbag hacker!

by Howard’s End!! February 26, 2019

Alex

A dumb person with a low intelligence level. Sometimes disrespects gods of different religions, and thinks highly of himself.

Oh look it's another Alex. Kms

by Anonymous Wacker May 2, 2019

Alex

A disease that drives people insane. The person suffering Alex are known to lose their neurons and gain noueurons making them overreacting to bad jokes and make them feel an uncontrollable desire to make unfunny and dark-jokes over any situation.

Another sign of this disease is the multiple personalities that the infected person might have.

Alex is incurable and people infected with this might suffer uncontrollable laughter at bad jokes and multiple personalities

- Person dies
- Why is he laughing?
- He's suffering of Alex.

- Have you heard about Person? He got diagnosed with Alex.

- Alex got inside Person

by definitely_not_alex_i_swear November 27, 2019

Alex

Absolute sweat on fortnite. Plays it more than epic fortnite ninja. Thinks he has a good channel but he really doesn't. Liverpool wallpaper (gay).

Friend: alex?
Me: yes the sweat

by Al3x is gay August 18, 2019