National Alcohol Day

October 22 get shmacked day

boy 1: let’s drink on october 22

boy 2: why?

boy1 : it’s national alcohol day

by dkerkeieev October 22, 2020

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young alchoholic

Someone doesn't think/foresee that they will ever do the things the assholes of an older generation (especially their asshole father) did, because they are so much more compassionate and hip in their 20s than the people before them.

This young alchoholic is going to change the guard and the world into what exactly? Something better than it is now, something improved? People have been trying to do that for millenia, and look how fucked up the world and the people in it still are. I think he needs a little tough love, he already gets enough compassion from people.

by The Original Agahnim October 18, 2021

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Non alcoholic

Someone who claims that there is a such thing as memory. They usually use this tactic when attempting to break someone.

Person 1: TELL ME THE TRUTH! I CAN READ UR MIND AND SEE THAT U REMEMBER IT HAPPENING.

Person 2: Shut up u non alcoholic queer

by the unbreakable 420710H December 9, 2021

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Desta Alcohol Factory

Best thing in the world.

damn mike is really Desta alcohol factory

by shmexy angelo June 28, 2022

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GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail)

How to make the GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) – 1 shot of Hornitos Tequila and/or Monte Alban Tequila, mixed with 3 shots of any type of water. *Absolutely no ice, although the water can be chilled as desired.

Jacky mixes a glass of GASOLINE (alcoholic cocktail) and holds it to Eddy’s snout.
The dog drinks the shit, then lays down.
Jacky scratches the dog, “That better buddy?”
“Yes, I feel it now Jacky.” He smiles.

by D.W. White July 7, 2022

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