scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.

My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.

by Sandolorian December 12, 2021

Fire alarm dragon

wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler

man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home

by narutouzumakisstepmom January 3, 2022

Dirty alburt

When a female promise’s a blow job the refuses to honor her end of the bargain usually by saying where’s the proof

Yeah man last night was great but alley pulled a dirty alburt on me

by Wade edwards March 12, 2022

Pulling a Laur

Being indecisive for a long period of time, finally settling on a choice only to change your mind last minute.

"Wasn't Mike supposed to start work last week?"
"He is pulling a Laur and started to clone fruit flies instead."

by jonksus March 13, 2022

Dirty alarm clock

A woman standing over an alarm clock primed for 3:00AM while giving a blowjob and either cums or pisses on the alarm clock before the alarm goes off

"yo, once we went to my place we tried doin a " dirty alarm clock."

by Nnotbad March 29, 2022

ARROZ ALARCON

He is a very mystical creature while wondering around he grew rice in ancient forests after that one day mister ramiro soto formally known as captain limon found him in the forest breeding his rice he then took him to cathedral high school where he got his alter ego name Edgar Gonzalez Alarcon (Arroz)

Hey have you seen ARROZ ALARCON I need rice

by ANDRES BUSTAMANTE DURHAM March 3, 2022

Fire Alarming

Your boyfriend.

I have a boyfriend. His name is.... Fire Alarm! I guess I was fire alarming a little bit.

by THESAYCOMPTER3 August 1, 2022