South African Pistol Draw 

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.

Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"

South African Pistol Draw by JohnDaniels May 14, 2015

American-African 

America can acutally be politically correct and call those who were not born in Africa American-Africans.

Since we were not born in African, they don't want to call us African American. We can flip it around and call ourselves American-Africans since we are not the only "black" race. I'm about the same color as my 'Indian' friend, is she black too?

American-African by AmaryLLis Reign November 9, 2008

authentic African cuisine 

fried chicken

I was at Popeyes dining on some authentic African cuisine.

authentic African cuisine by willmyster April 21, 2011

Anglo African 

One of the Anglo living in Africa.
{Often called AAs}
(The Anglo are English-speaking people of Anglo-Saxon-Celtic descent who are scattered accross the world.)

In Kenya and southern Africa, the Anglo have established a nice culture with strong allegiance to the Crown.

Somewhat similar to the Anglo Australia culture, they are fond of 'braais' (barbecues) and trekking in the Bush.

The number 1 storybook for AAs is Sir Percy Fitzpatrick's "Jock of the Bushveld", which describes his journey as a wagondriver with his dog Jock in the Bush.

Principally there are 5 branches of the AAs: the Kirklanders (Kenya), the Rhodesians (around the Zambezi river), the Natalians (South Africa's East Coast), the Albany (South Africa's South Coast) and the Aprilians (around Cape Town).

Prominent Anglo Africans have been Rhodes, Livingstone and Ian Smith.

Anglo African by Ruks March 22, 2005

Pulling an African 

When you cut everyone in a long line, just to get to your group of friends (or "tribe"), that is further up the line than most people.

"Did you see that? That guy just cut me and everybody else in line! He was Pulling an African!"

Pulling an African by Shadesbane43 February 24, 2010

That's some African Shit Bih 

When an event that typically occurs in Africa happens to you.

That's some African Shit Bih, that only happens in Africa right there.
Joe: My dude look at that big bee, It's almost the size of a football.
Shai: Damn, that some African shit Bih

That's some African Shit Bih by JohnHorpe March 19, 2017

What in God's green African jungles?? 

Another way of asking the infamous question, "what on earth?" while recognizing the almighty God's diverse and most eccentric creation, Africa/Africans.

*arrives home early from vacation and find doors off hinges, roughed-up walls, and a trusted friend wearing my clothes.*

"What in God's green African jungles?? ... ???" =:O

"Er, I can explain..."

"Please do."

What in God's green African jungles?? by 0.O September 10, 2013