Sigma-algebro or σ-algebro is a bro who studies probability and measure theory, as σ-algebra is one of the first things they learn in the field.
Case 1
Bro A: Josh is pulling all the girls, no wonder because he's smart and handsome and works as a quant
Bro B: Yeah Josh is a σ-algebro
Case 2
Sam had nightmares about σ-algebra during his PhD, and dropped out of school, he's failed to be a sigma-algebro
Bro A: Josh is pulling all the girls, no wonder because he's smart and handsome and works as a quant
Bro B: Yeah Josh is a σ-algebro
Case 2
Sam had nightmares about σ-algebra during his PhD, and dropped out of school, he's failed to be a sigma-algebro
by dapula_burger August 14, 2023
Get the sigma-algebro mug.a person who's still not over their X, mentioning them any chance they get in the disguise of an equation, often displaying obsessive, stalking behaviors.
Teacher: ''Find X''
Jane: ''you're being creepy again, maybe X left for a reason''
Teacher: ''Solve Y''
Jane: ''I don't know Y X left!!!''
Teacher: ''Answer the question. NOW.''
Jane: ''I can't believe it! You're such an algebra! Stop asking me and let's have a normal conversation for once!''
Jane: ''you're being creepy again, maybe X left for a reason''
Teacher: ''Solve Y''
Jane: ''I don't know Y X left!!!''
Teacher: ''Answer the question. NOW.''
Jane: ''I can't believe it! You're such an algebra! Stop asking me and let's have a normal conversation for once!''
by The unfortunate X January 2, 2024
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Hym "Really, it's like you're incapable of soing anything other that scapegoating! Hey JeepJorp! Why are women engaging in hook-up culture?"
Dr. JeepJorp "Well you see... THEY'RE BEING TRICKED! THEY'RE BEING TRICKED BY THE PSYCHOPATHS!!! You see, psychopaths engage in short term mating behavior! And, you see, women get CONFUSED! They're looking for competence! So, when they go out to the club and ACTIVELY SEEK OUT A FAT-COCK... They're confusing his fat-cockled confidence... With Competence! Right? So, they do that repeatedly! Because they're slow! See, they have to walk into the rake a few times (or until they're like 30) to figure that they're being tricked by psychopaths! Just ask my slut-daughter!"
Hym "Really, it's like you're incapable of soing anything other that scapegoating! Hey JeepJorp! Why are women engaging in hook-up culture?"
Dr. JeepJorp "Well you see... THEY'RE BEING TRICKED! THEY'RE BEING TRICKED BY THE PSYCHOPATHS!!! You see, psychopaths engage in short term mating behavior! And, you see, women get CONFUSED! They're looking for competence! So, when they go out to the club and ACTIVELY SEEK OUT A FAT-COCK... They're confusing his fat-cockled confidence... With Competence! Right? So, they do that repeatedly! Because they're slow! See, they have to walk into the rake a few times (or until they're like 30) to figure that they're being tricked by psychopaths! Just ask my slut-daughter!"
Hym "Um... Ok... Wait, no! That's fucking stupid! That's the stupidest fucking explanation I've ever heard. You're doing the same thing with 'The Algorithm.' It's the same thing. 'The algorithm! It's tricking people into thinking they have mental illness! It isn't the news-media BRANDING EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T ALIGN WITH THEM POLITICALLY AS AN UNHINGED LUNATIC! THAT CAN'T BE THE CASE! BECAUSE THEN WHEN HYM SAYS "Well, you're calling everyone crazy and then they murder your kids and then you blame it on nebulous craziness" IT'LL MAKE ME LOOK DUMB AND BAD! IT'S THE ALGORITHM! IT'S TRICKING EvErYbOdY!!!' You're fucking stupid. You need to shut the fuck up and give me the Adderall. You just don't like that I said it was like cocaine. And you DIDN'T KNOW THAT until I said something. So now you're taking a stance on medication 'WeLl We DoN't KnOw WhAt ThEsE dRuGs ArE dOiNg To OuR kIdS sO NOONE cAn Be AlLoWeD tO cOnTrOl ThEiR oWn BrAiN cHeMiStRy!!' You need your scapegoat. It's all you've got. And you'll generate the studies to show whatever they need to show for you to push your religion derivative anti-medication propaganda."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2024
Get the The Algorithm mug.You know, people (The YouTube filth) claim that the algorithm boosts NEGATIVE CONTENT... But that isn't what I get in my feed.
Hym "More often then not the algorithm feed me content that is THE ANTITHESIS OF WHAT I ACTUALLY WATCH. So, I watch a bunch of atheist debunk videos but in my shorts feed I get a bunch of bible quotes. I watch a bunch of conservative news and in my shorts feed I get tranny streamers (and not just trannies but JEALOUS trannies (you know who you are) ). A lot of work out videos (I haven't worked out since the life strike began. But not 'negative content.' I don't know what you mg are getting but it isn't negative content being boosted."
by Hym Iam May 26, 2024
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He's not my boyfriend! He's just my casí algo.
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