Age Lag

Typically for people who are loners and/or don't have much of a social life. This is the phenomena that causes them to falsely think that everyone they see whom they would want to associate with is their peers, or even in their age group. For example a middle age man looking at a young woman in her early twenties in college AND wondering if she'll "dig" him. He may be suffering from a case of Age Lag

My Hermit uncle is blushing at his nieces friend, I think he might have a case of Age Lag

by Mr. Deurf July 1, 2019

Cock Age

Cock age is specialized fantasy sex play among gays, a psychological marker for recapturing pleasure felt at a specific moment of youth. For the recipient, it's serious surrenderence by a seductive partner into age-specific verbal and physical fantasy. It frequently begins with highly-erotic foreplay as partners sync-up their psyches. Some claim it promotes sexual healing, others cite the intimacy of shared, candid memories and/or fantasies.

What's your cock age?
"Sixteen."

by rethinker November 21, 2019

New Age

A clan on Lineage 2 and World of Warcraft. The greatest clan ever!

"Dude, did you join New Age on Lineage 2?"
"No they told me I'm too much of a N00b"

by FreakyPeaceOmeat March 22, 2019

Age of determination

The age at which one can determine/pick which sports teams they will follow before being considered a bandwagon. There are multiple acceptable reasons to choose a team as long as it is before the age of determination(0-7) 5 being the gold standard

Tim became a laker fan by the spring age of 5 therefore he is within the age of determination

by Ac3B00Gi3 March 23, 2019

Age-Trap

Someone (generally a female) who appears younger than they actually are.

Japanese Boy#1: Damn, your little sister is hot!

Japanese Boy #2: She’s my mom, and she’s an Age-Trap.

Japanese Boy #1: Oh.

by Trap Enthusiast #13554577 May 10, 2019

Ass age

The amount of age added to someone due to being rode hard and put up wet.

Oooh she pretty for 50, no honey she's only 30. Omg her ass age gone up.

by Shabooki Ramirez June 11, 2019

Ice Age

Refers to either of two developmental-periods in a particular child's life:
(1) From toddler to maybe ages five or six, when many a "Little Rascal" turns into a young Achmed who seethingly wants to "keel" everyone whom he dislikes or cannot make kowtow to his wishes.
(2) From "'tween to teen", when said sullen young rebel is attracted to da appalling music/movies made by "frozen-water" stars like da Cube, Vanilla, etc.

This year's summer is gettin' hotter 'n' blue blazes, yet we are in da middle of a bleepin' ICE AGE when it comes to da atrocious entertainment dat today's youth wants to access!

by QuacksO August 12, 2019