Someone portraying themself as something other than who they really are. A gang member is one kind of poser.
The poser girl took that kid's soccer ball/ basketball/football/baseball to the construction site to bait the guy.
Tattoo artist- I wouldn't wake her and tell her what a poser she is, you'll get hurt.
Tattoo artist- I wouldn't wake her and tell her what a poser she is, you'll get hurt.
by Solid Mantis November 18, 2020
Get the Posermug. You hear all the time about white guys who wear Fubu and act like they are from Compton. You never hear a song about a white guy who dresses like one of the tribe in Sierra Leobe and talks the way Leo DiCaprio talks at times in Blood Diamond.
Poser- What's up my brew? Let me get a cigarette about of dem pack in your pocket mon.
Other white guy- What the fuck is wrong with this poser?
Third white guy- I don't...
Poser- My name is dead body mon, don't call me poser mon.
Third white guy- At least he has more imagination than most posers, he's trying even harder than the guys that act like they're from Compton.
Other white guy- What the fuck is wrong with this poser?
Third white guy- I don't...
Poser- My name is dead body mon, don't call me poser mon.
Third white guy- At least he has more imagination than most posers, he's trying even harder than the guys that act like they're from Compton.
by Solid Mantis November 22, 2020
Get the Posermug. Dave: "Steve is such a poser."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."
Mark: "You mean he poses for pictures like a model?"
Dave: "No, he tries to be something he isn't."
Mark: "You mean a poseur? You're an idiot, dude! You told me you're smart. I guess that makes you a poseur."
by Lauco July 27, 2016
Get the Posermug. Poser bait is a Groupie (usually female) that chases after Posers or Celebrities. They are usually very picky about who they go with. Some may call them Gold Diggers.
Becky is such poser bait. She can go out with Vinny, but instead she's all dressed up waiting to get backstage for Axel at the GNR Concert.
by Sinfully Vin April 21, 2018
Get the poser baitmug. Someone that claims to carry a pocket knife for protection/self defense instead of for the real reason they carry one, to look/sound/feel tough/strong/powerful.
The dorky poser with the glasses stabbed her boyfriend 16 times to have something to show for her not being the same chicken shit people knew her as when she was a kid, and thought that the jury wouldn't see right through her, and support her self-defense testimony. They knew she wasn't really the hardass she was portraying herself as, though she was a bully like any other.
by The Original Agahnim November 30, 2021
Get the Posermug. 1. Someone who tries to be something their not (triesto be popular)
2. Ditches real friends for ones that are more popular, than proceed to make fun of old friends
3. Someone who is often used see: tool
2. Ditches real friends for ones that are more popular, than proceed to make fun of old friends
3. Someone who is often used see: tool
Dylan became a poser when he ditched his friends to try to be cool and made fun of them. He also makes fun of his girlfriend behind her back.
by Pseudonym9000 June 22, 2009
Get the posermug.